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href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html'/><author><name>Erin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12162110766373517916</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KLFiD_EQoBs/S_MCgF_dweI/AAAAAAAAAww/2eutVGFMjsg/S220/Photo+on+2010-05-18+at+14.05.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-2911874027031056466</id><published>2012-01-30T17:33:38.636-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T17:33:38.636-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You read my mind! Last week I was thinking &amp;quot;t...</title><content type='html'>You read my mind! Last week I was thinking &amp;quot;they should make next season &amp;#39;zombie bachelor&amp;#39;-no wait! that&amp;#39;s the season!&amp;quot; Glad I&amp;#39;m not alone in wondering about the expressionless hen-house and blank faced rooster ;)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/2911874027031056466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/2911874027031056466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html?showComment=1327973618636#c2911874027031056466' title=''/><author><name>Cheryl</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-4507776474411469352' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/posts/default/4507776474411469352' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1405208133'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-6886195664997494797</id><published>2012-01-25T10:06:01.037-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-25T10:06:01.037-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cristine &amp;amp; monkey momma - gracias!!

V - I kno...</title><content type='html'>Cristine &amp;amp; monkey momma - gracias!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;V - I know. I was so bored I was sad I&amp;#39;d committed myself to the recap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suzanne - What in hells bells are you talking about? The guy that got dumped by Dhyana? SHE was the one that ended up with a competitive SNOWBOARDER. She dumped him later, though, hahahaha.... Also doesn&amp;#39;t Kevin Kline say that? Drink some coffee and get back to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mandy - thank you for noticing! That&amp;#39;s the only joke I&amp;#39;m proud of in this entire post. :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/6886195664997494797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/6886195664997494797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html?showComment=1327514761037#c6886195664997494797' title=''/><author><name>Erin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12162110766373517916</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KLFiD_EQoBs/S_MCgF_dweI/AAAAAAAAAww/2eutVGFMjsg/S220/Photo+on+2010-05-18+at+14.05.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-4507776474411469352' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/posts/default/4507776474411469352' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1603912463'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-2843741831982508273</id><published>2012-01-25T09:12:10.773-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-25T09:12:10.773-08:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;The group date was planned by my dad, so the...</title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;The group date was planned by my dad, so they obviously went fly-fishing.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ha!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/2843741831982508273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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value='pid-1445819135'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-3410898557102386867</id><published>2012-01-24T15:54:33.180-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T15:54:33.180-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You are the best. I much prefer your summaries to ...</title><content type='html'>You are the best. I much prefer your summaries to the actual show...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/3410898557102386867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/3410898557102386867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html?showComment=1327449273180#c3410898557102386867' title=''/><author><name>monkey momma</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06379960353385785695</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ezAag8CLe3w/TAaxPYaC9BI/AAAAAAAAAHE/UJmtVkVmT-A/S220/36.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-4507776474411469352' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/posts/default/4507776474411469352' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1229043400'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-4838444233150982536</id><published>2012-01-24T12:29:36.935-08:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T12:29:36.935-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh my word you are hilarious! I loved this. I too ...</title><content type='html'>Oh my word you are hilarious! I loved this. I too screamed when the rose was given to Courtney.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/4838444233150982536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/4507776474411469352/comments/default/4838444233150982536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html?showComment=1327436976935#c4838444233150982536' title=''/><author><name>Cristine</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.zeromusings.com/2012/01/bachelor-ep-4-expressionless-botox.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35397867.post-4507776474411469352' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35397867/posts/default/4507776474411469352' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-263091426'/></entry></feed>
