Which is how I'm explaining why I suck as a blogger for the last several weeks.
I just have things on my mind. Nothing particularly interesting. I swear.
If something interesting happened, I would tell you. As is my wont.
I think it's partially blogger's block. Because I can still write, I just can't blog.
It's a problem.
I promise to work on it.
At least she didn't try to tell you a joke.
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DeleteIt's a trick. Siri can't tell you how old Scott Baio is because Scott Baio is ageless. He lives in a magical world where collars are always popped, hair is always thick and dark and yes, Charles is ALWAYS in charge. (Googling....HOLY SHIT! He's 52?! WTF!?)
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU for googling that. I was too lazy! Obviously. But never too lazy to deride that bitch, Siri. I was only asking her because he's got some new show, AGAIN. And it's like exactly the same as like at least fourteen other shows he's had, and I was starting to feel like I was trapped in that movie Groundhog Day.
DeleteMake some spinach dip? My brain exploded from the delicious sexism.
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