Monday, October 01, 2012


I'm not good at focusing on many things at once. I'm good at being in the zone on one thing. You know?

Which is how I'm explaining why I suck as a blogger for the last several weeks.

I just have things on my mind. Nothing particularly interesting. I swear.

If something interesting happened, I would tell you. As is my wont.

I think it's partially blogger's block. Because I can still write, I just can't blog.


It's a problem.

I promise to work on it.


  1. At least she didn't try to tell you a joke.

  2. It's a trick. Siri can't tell you how old Scott Baio is because Scott Baio is ageless. He lives in a magical world where collars are always popped, hair is always thick and dark and yes, Charles is ALWAYS in charge. (Googling....HOLY SHIT! He's 52?! WTF!?)

    1. THANK YOU for googling that. I was too lazy! Obviously. But never too lazy to deride that bitch, Siri. I was only asking her because he's got some new show, AGAIN. And it's like exactly the same as like at least fourteen other shows he's had, and I was starting to feel like I was trapped in that movie Groundhog Day.

  3. Make some spinach dip? My brain exploded from the delicious sexism.