Here's my policy on all magazine subscriptions. If you really want to renew your subscription, you wait until you receive the notification that says THIS IS THE LAST MAGAZINE YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE FROM US UNLESS YOU GIVE US MORE MONEY. Otherwise, this is what happens. You end up with God knows how many years worth of subscriptions; in this case enough to literally carry you into the hereafter.
While I was flipping through TV Guide last night I happened upon this ad for a five-inch figurine of a biker baby who, even though he still shits his diaper, is a badass on a motorcycle.
So I immediately posted it to facebook, and my friends obliged with entertaining comments. For your viewing pleasure ...
In other news, I've obviously decided to start exploiting the cleverness of my facebook friends on my blog. Toodles!