Alternate title: You would not believe how long it took me to type this shit.
So my new job started today. I am watching my niece, Ava.
Doesn't she look thrilled? In the interest of depicting the true nature of child care, in this photo I have showered but am wearing no makeup and haven't brushed my teeth yet. I went pee, which took about 30 seconds, during which this child fidgeted in her pack n play. Later when she fell asleep I put her down, thinking I needed 5 minutes to write this post. Two minutes in, she awoke and screamed and now I am holding her with one hand and typing with the other.
This definitely explains why new moms never blog.
See you in 4 months!