So my new job started today. I am watching my niece, Ava.
Doesn't she look thrilled? In the interest of depicting the true nature of child care, in this photo I have showered but am wearing no makeup and haven't brushed my teeth yet. I went pee, which took about 30 seconds, during which this child fidgeted in her pack n play. Later when she fell asleep I put her down, thinking I needed 5 minutes to write this post. Two minutes in, she awoke and screamed and now I am holding her with one hand and typing with the other.
This definitely explains why new moms never blog.
See you in 4 months!
My, so glamorous! :-)
ReplyDeleteBy virtue of showering, you are officially better than 99% of new moms! Congrats! ;)
ReplyDeleteBTW: You find a baby carrier?
You arent going to blog for the next 4 months?
ReplyDeleteYou've officially turned into me! But you look like you smell better.
ReplyDeleteV - indeed!
ReplyDeleteMM - Thanks! haha... Still no sling but my sister ordered one I'll probably use.
Faith - I'm joking. :)
Katie - I don't know how you do it! I'm exhausted.
Just duct tape her to your back. It's what the pioneers did.
ReplyDeleteI like the duct tape idea.
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