Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Glerrrrggghhh

Christmas turned my brain into a mash of chocolate, gingerbread, and coffee (ask me what kind of cake wasn't exactly a huge hit at Christmas?). All I can do today is make bullet points.

- Ava hiccups after every feeding. I have the most adorable video of it. Maybe I will post it some day when I'm feeling less lazy.

- Ava also farts really loudly.

- The last two weeks look like a really insane blur in my brain. I finally hit a wall yesterday and spent much of the day in bed with a headache.

- We figured out how to make Ava smile: Make farting noises. She LOVES it. It's a good thing she was born into this family and not some uptight family that doesn't think farting is one of the most hilarious things ever; right up there with poop and vomit.

- I did manage to cut my toenails yesterday. Major accomplishment, woot!

- My husband did the laundry yesterday. I didn't ask him to do it; he just did. I am not sure this has ever happened.

- In related news, no one has done the dishes since Saturday night.

- What'd you get for Christmas? I got some cool stuff. My big gift was one of them fancy Garmin watches. This means I'm going to become a runner. Ahem.

- I could go right back to sleep right now. Unfortunately, more immediate plans call for scraping deadly black mold off the shower tiles. Yes, I'm well aware I am disgusting, and a poor excuse for a wife and/or housekeeper.

- I'm still reading 1Q84 and I have NO idea where this storyline is headed.

- OH MY GOD THE BOOK.

- Sometimes the most awful things happen on Christmas.

- I need a vacation.

- I have five days to finish the book. $%*%#@$. Fuck balls.

- I got a bunch of Christmas cards after Christmas, and they all had pictures of babies on them. Did I mention I need a vacation? And a vat of wine?

- Feeling sorry for myself is SO last August.

- I haven't shaved my legs in a month. I'm growing hair for warmth.

- I need to stop writing bullet points and get a move on.

- Good bye.


3 comments:

  1. 5 days to finish the book?! gah, dont give yourself that kinda timeline, you'll make yourself crazy!

    PS finding ways to make babies laugh is so so awesome and satisfying!

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  2. This cracks me up! I'm so with you on the bad housekeeping/sheer exhaustion/need lots of wine thing. :)

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  3. Holly - I'm considering giving myself an extra two weeks to make up for baby & holiday madness... I might not have a choice. :)

    Melissa - I never did scrape the mold yesterday. I did finally do the dishes. Heh.

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