There is this anti-Jerry Brown commercial right now in California, talking about how Jerry Brown is going to tax you within an inch of your life and then WHAT WILL YOU EAT FOR DINNER? The commercial might be a little stretching the truth just a tad.
It ends with a warning to "hide your wallet" if Brown gets elected.
(Sidenote: I'm not going to tell you how to vote, but if you'd like Meg Whitman to be governor then I suppose there is nothing wrong with electing the personification of evil into office. Plus, her hair? Sweet mother.)
And every time I hear "hide your wallet," I think of the video below. If you haven't seen it, it's a remix of a news report about an attempted rape in Alabama. Sounds hilarious, right?! The good news is, the girl who the would-be rapist was trying to rape? Her brother, Antoine, was home and chased the guy off. And then he talked to the news, and now he is an Internet sensation. And in case you're wondering, I've seen him interviewed, and he thinks it's rad.
I challenge you to watch this video and then not sing to yourself for the rest of the day, Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife.
Also, you can stop watching around 1:18. The kids who make these videos feel the need to insert themselves into the last minute of their videos, and it kills the funny, fer sure. And also? Makes them look a little racist.
P.S. Please vote!
P.P.S. So you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that, homeboy, home home homeboy.