So, as such, I am holding my first giveaway on this here blog. All you have to do is send in a picture of your microwave and whoever has the ugliest or most monstrous or just all around weirdest microwave (as judged by myself and my husband) will win a $10 gift card to Starbucks.
The prize is modest, as I do not as of yet have any sponsors on this here blog, but hey! $10 will buy you a couple of lattes, right? You'll still have a really awful microwave, but if it's any consolation, so will I.
So tell your mama, tell your friends, tell anyone you know who has a nasty, no-good microwave to send a photo to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. The winner will be announced next Friday, Oct. 1, and photos of the winner's and runners-up's microwaves will be posted.
Image from Forsyth kid's blog