Did you know that they card you now if you are buying compressed air dusters?
You must be of legal age to blow dead skin cells out of your keyboard.
Just kidding. Of course they card now because the kids are inhaling it, like a drug. Which is lame. Like, you couldn't find something lamer to snort up your nose, like Tilex or bleach?
Anyway, now they put a "bittering agent" in these compressed air cans to discourage the snorting of ... whatever the hell is in those cans.
We know this because my husband bought three cans of compressed air last night. And then we snorted the hell out of them.
Kidding! Last night we ate dinner and slipped into a coma while watching Ali from The Bachelorette blink mind-numbingly slowly.
We got the compressed air so we could set up our new Ssscat products, which are designed to scare our cats away from places they're not supposed to go, such as the kitchen counter, by blowing short puffs of air at them when a motion sensor is triggered. So far, Ssscat has blown me in the face about fifteen times, and the cats about three times.
We would have used the compressed air that the company sent to us, except that the cans were completely distorted and wouldn't stand upright. So we took matters into our own hands.
What I really want to do is videotape the cats getting Ssscatted, but so far I've been unsuccessful. I have high hopes, though. Until then, please enjoy this one. The end, with the slow motion, is awesome.