So, you guys.
I have ordered business cards, and on them I refer to myself as an "author/blogger." This is either the height of narcissism or just extreme practicability.
There they are!
One side of the card says "MEH." The other side has my info. I ordered these from moo.com, and they have tons of different designs you can choose from, or you can upload your own.
Originally I'd attempted to order 250 "free" business cards from Vistaprint, and after I neglected to upgrade or choose a more expensive shipping option that would allow my business cards to arrive sometime before Christmas, they canceled my order. So, I guess if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
I'm impressed with moo.com's quality and promptness, and my only beef is that there is a teensy smudge above my name on each card.