Well aren't you just a bonny lass?

Today I went to Safeway to pick up corned beef, cabbage, potatoes and beer. The employees there had built a tower of cases of inferior beer directly in front of the Guinness. Which: Hello? Why are you trying to prevent me from buying Guinness on St. Patrick's Day? Anyway, I had to use my ninja skills to grab a six pack, and almost broke my neck. But I got that shizzle.

Erin Go Bragh!