Hold your tongue between your thumb and your index finger and repeat after me

Things in my purse (an idea from my friend, Jacq, who today listed off the things on her desk, not the least of which was flarp):

Corkscrew
Parking ticket
Camera
Wallet
Keys
2 luna bars
Hairbrush
2 tampons
Note pad
Ipod
Eyeglass case w/ eyeglasses
Sunglasses
Empty Excedrin bottle
Prescription bottle of Allegra
Nasonex nasal spray
Two written prescriptions for a diuretic and a potassium supplement
Approximately 10 lip balms and/or lipsticks, & a compact
2 pairs earrings
Sample packet of Citracal
Dramamine
Hair ties
Approximately $5 in loose change
Pocket knife
2 cell phones
Business cards
Access cards

So, it seems I am adequately prepared to be stranded in the wildnerness with a congested 85-year-old. Happy Tuesday.