Congratolitions

A few years ago Hubs and I bought a wedding gift for some friends and had it shipped with instructions for a congratulatory message to be sent along. All it was supposed to say was "Congratulations!"
We happened to be visiting these friends when they received the package, and upon opening it, the message read, "Congradalations!"
I mean... I spelled it for you. I gave you type-written instructions and this is what you come up with?
So I was amused to see this much, much worse transgression, which occurred yesterday in my office for our boss' baby shower. It's supposed to say, "Congratulations, Jami, on your bundle of joy!"
Instead it said, "Congratolitions, Jami, on your blandle of doy!"
The ladies in the office managed to fix "doy" but the rest was obviously hopeless.