A conversation between my husband and I this morning while he was still wrapped in warm blankets and I was doing the cold-hardwood-floor dance in my underwear while trying to figure out what to wear:
Him: Want to know something funny?
Him: I was getting into bed last night, and you rolled over a couple of times like you usually do, but then you said, 'Clacker' and then you went 'Rrrrruuuuuuhhhhhhhh,' and I was like, 'Oh my God, you just said Clacker in your sleep.'
Me: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! No fucking way. Are you sure you didn't dream it?
Him: No, I didn't dream it, I was awake!
Me: Are you sure I said 'Clacker'?
Him: Yes! Clacker!