Want to get in a fight? Merely speak, and I will find fault with your words. Merely behave like a human and I will find fault with your actions.
I am having what my husband refers to as my "monthly bitchy fiesta," and no one is really safe.
It is unwise to allow my bitchy fiesta to take hold, particularly at work during layoffs.
"Hmm, who should we lay off?" my bosses are probably asking each other. "Her. Definitely her. God, she's bitchy."