I went home for lunch and watched "Family Feud," which, if you've never seen it, is a real gem of a show. People give the silliest answers.
One question was: "Finish this sentence: Hold your...."
The first two answers were decent: "Hold your horses," and "hold your breath." The rest of the family couldn't think of any good answers, though, and came up with "hold your pants up," "hold your baby," and "hold your dinner." I nearly snorted lemonade out my nose.
Actual answers were: "hold your tongue," "hold your temper," and "hold your hand."