Yeah, that's some nice ... hair

Sitting around with my husband's dad always results in the telling of some interesting tales on his part. Most recently, as a widower of two years, he's been baffled by the attention from females who likely find his story sad and irresistible. He does have a mustachioed, aging Tom Selleck thing going on. Anyway, a woman he works with has been asking him to take her on a motorcycle ride. He's been putting it off. The other day, she flipped open her cell phone and said, "Let me show you what I used to look like with long hair." Brendan's dad obliged and peered at the phone's screen, where he beheld his coworker in a negligee, one breast completely exposed.