Monday, December 03, 2007

An Open Letter To The Two Douchebags Standing On Coolidge Street This Morning While Drinking Coffee And Indicating To Drivers Who Are Already Adhering To The Speed Limit That They Ought To Slow Down:

1. It is 8 a.m. WTF are you doing standing in the street drinking coffee? Who the fuck are you anyway?

2. Congratulations. You have purchased a home on a major thoroughfare. Douchebags.

3. Your obnoxious Children At Play sign is counterintuitive. Read this and stop gesticulating at innocent drivers.


  1. I'm glad to see you're having such a good day.

  2. Oh. My. God. I truly, truly despise the people that live there.

  3. Seriously! B and I harbor an unnatural hatred for these people. We're not even sure why it angers us so much. The latest development is that now there's one of those speed signs set up right next to the Children At Play sign. You know, the ones that tell you how fast you're going? Argh!!

  4. We're considering purchasing bolt cutters to make sure that sign goes away and never comes back.