An Open Letter To The Two Douchebags Standing On Coolidge Street This Morning While Drinking Coffee And Indicating To Drivers Who Are Already Adhering To The Speed Limit That They Ought To Slow Down:
1. It is 8 a.m. WTF are you doing standing in the street drinking coffee? Who the fuck are you anyway?
2. Congratulations. You have purchased a home on a major thoroughfare. Douchebags.
3. Your obnoxious Children At Play sign is counterintuitive. Read this and stop gesticulating at innocent drivers.