Friday, March 09, 2007

So I have cracked open many of the eggs in my jumbo egg carton and something like 5 out of 7 were twins. Well, one was Siamese. What are the odds? Are chick twins more common than people twins? I must research this.
At any rate this whole egg phenomenon has me paranoid that one of these days I am going to crack open an egg and a half-formed chick is going to fall out. That, I worry, would turn me off of eggs forever. Why, you may wonder, am I eating so many damn eggs to begin with? Because, dear reader, every day, EVERY DAY (!), I imagine I am going to have a carb free day and begin what will undoubtedly be an excellent run of weight loss. Yes, I am deluded. Particularly as I sit here at 1020 a.m. eating chocolates.

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