Fun fact of the day: They are now calling K-Fed FedEx, hahahahahaha.....
Also, I suspect my upstairs neighbor is on speed. She woke me up at 5:30 this morning by opening her closet, which doesn't sound like a big deal except that our apartment complex was built roughly around the time of Creation and these closet doors are made out of metal and run on metal tracks. When opening, they sound unfortunately similar to freight trains. So she started the Opening of the Closets at 5:30 and proceeded to open and close them approximately 4,000 more times before vacuuming at about 7 a.m. and then taking the loudest shower possible. Don't ask how it's possible, it just is. I think this woman does not sleep. I think she stays up all night writing stories about her cat, Kiki. I hate her. In fact, I hate all of my neighbors. But if they would just shut the hell up and be quiet I would like them all. So it's their faults.
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