I totally cursed myself by even mentioning wasps. Because I came back from my delicious carb-free lunch and there was a work order for me mentioning that wasps are flying into someone's suite via the air vents. Of course they are.
And then this chick I work with said she was on the "epileptic" machine at lunch. Yes, working out on the epileptic machine. I've used the elliptical machine before, but this must be its cousin that's prone to seizures.